My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
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