i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
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