what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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