So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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