So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
Randomize
