Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
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