its not stalking. its research.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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