and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
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