Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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