I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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