Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
You're a disaster
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