but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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