how can u be prego again
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
Randomize