Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
This is classic penis vs brain.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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