So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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