I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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