Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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