it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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