Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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