Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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