have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Randomize
