wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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