i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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