I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
