she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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