Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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