You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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