when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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