Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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