In the future we'll all be gay
Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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