I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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