Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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