There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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