Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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