I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
Randomize
