woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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