im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
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