we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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