She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
my nose is crying tears of wow.
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