Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
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