Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
You did what with his pubic hair?
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