Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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