he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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