Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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