I must be too annoying 4 u.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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