I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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