so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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