i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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