But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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