its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Randomize