The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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