i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
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