I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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