i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
tell me about the fingering
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