Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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