covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
that is very illegal...i love you.
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