Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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