Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
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