So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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