Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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